"Action, action, action, action - that's what people have voted me into this office for," Schwarzenegger told reporters as he began a late-afternoon meeting with the top two party leaders from both houses of the Legislature. "They wanted to have a governor that is filled with action, that performs and that represents the people, and that's what I'm here to do."

On his second day of meetings with state officials, the incoming governor emerged sobered from a 35-minute morning tutorial with state Treasurer Phil Angelides....

"The problem was created over the last five years, and so you can't expect that -- even though I've played very, very heroic characters in the movies, but you can't expect me to walk into his office and all of a sudden come out with the answers," said the governor-elect, whose usual ebullience was dampened after the meeting. "It will take a while to resolve those problems. They are very difficult problems, and we are really in a disastrous situation financially."

Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, with a special live report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent John Armstrong. How can i prove we're live? Penis! Now heres the candidate..

Newscaster: Welcome to Fox News, your voice for evil

Krusty: Are you guys any good at covering up youthful and middle-aged indiscretions?
Mr. Burns: Are these indiscretions romantic; financial; or treasoness?
Krusty: Russian hooker. You tell me

Krusty: I vow to reach out to the Latino community! Voya vomital en la tomba de tu madre!
[Gasps by crowd]
Bumblebee Man: Oy-yoy-yoy
Krusty: What did I say? What did I say?
Bumblebee Man: You said you were going to vomit on their mother's graves!
Krusty: Oh! So that's why my maid quit!

Fox News Reporter: ...And for the Democrats, this guy. [Video of candidate with horns and Soviet flag in the background]
Candidate: I have a name!
Fox News Reporter: Yes, I'm sure you do, comrade.

Krusty: May I say something?
Fox News Reporter: Certainly, Congressman.
Democratic Candidate [Whose video is now upside down]: He hasn't won yet!
Fox News Reporter: You make a very adulterous point...

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