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The Terminator vs Larry Flynt vs The Little People

posted by Sander : 03:12 [print]

Dankzij een nog al eigenaardige regeling (met 900,000 handtekeningen kun je de gouverneur van California (pop. 34+ miljoen) opnieuw laten kiezen) komt Hollywood tot leven!!
Naast Arnold "Desire is iwwelevant" Schwarzenegger en Larry "Hustler" Flynt, hebben tot nu toe nog 354 mensen zich in de strijd geworpen. O.a. Gary "what you talkin' 'bout" Coleman en Brian "if elected, I will resign" Flemming

Ah... God bless America

PS dit is niet satire, dit is echt waar

UPDATE DOOR RUTGER

CNN vind het ook belangrijk:

Gary Coleman
A'nuld

UPDATE der UPDATES:

dit zijn ze dan allemaal (pdf document). Een paar voorbeelden:

Larry Flynt
Just because I peddle in porn, doesn't mean I'm not concerned about the serious ills all of us are facing.

Howard Allen Gershater
If I'm supposed to run for this office, please let there be some sign....At that very instant, this giant comet streaks across the sky and the comet is as bright as can be for five seconds....OK, thank you, I got the message.

Shu Yih Liu
California has lost its chi - its aura - and I have the solution. As soon as I am in the position to do so, I will announce plan to solve the problems in California.

Mathilda Karel Spak
With my experience at [nearly] 101 years old, I can outlive all of them.

donderdag, augustus 07, 2003